Grizz Status

When someone has risen above the norm at something and excelled; used as a congratulations.

Dude, you were on that grizz status during that soccer game.

Grizz Status by Suh-wag October 19, 2011

Wong-status 

(Adj.) Refers to someone who is extremely high and has squinted eyes because of it. Derived from the word "Wong" which is a common Asian last name.

"Wow, look at Cameron. He's so wong-status right now"
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."

Wong-status by SwagOG November 17, 2011

Facebook status 

A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.

*status* "Why does life suck so much?"

*status* "Never give up on love <3"

Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.

Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(

Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad

*Angelina writes facebook status*

"I thought it was true love </3"

Attention seeking complete.

Facebook status by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010

Chola Status 

Drama with the mexican girl group. The mexican girl group consists of usually about three to ten Cholas. When you are in Chola Status there is almost no getting out. You better know someone on your side who speaks good spanish cause when they are mad they only speak spanish. You also better have a pretty good answer to their most famous line, "Why you pussyin out?"

Chola to other girl: "Why you pussyin out?"
other girls friend to other girl: "You're in some deep Chola Status, girl."

Chola Status by Jane Dawson March 8, 2010

Tweeker Status 

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

Tweeker Status by Jessica November 23, 2004

ghost-status 

When you can't get in touch with a friend, so you give up.

I tried to call him 5 times, he is now in ghost-status. He has to call me

ghost-status by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

clown status 

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

clown status by friarSams March 23, 2005