King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.

Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status

by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020

Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008

Shitpost Status

An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these

Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason

Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait

by YellowChad November 22, 2022

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

statue of liberty

in this sex positon you will grab ones Penial region and firmly wave it in the wait while holding a ipad and filming it. You may also find yourself to scream freedom during this.

" So how was your date?" Jen asked "It was great we tried out this sex po called statue of liberty and..." "please stop"

by wackydachy March 14, 2019