Squirrel

A lady's pubic hair from the age 50+

Gemma's squirrel was getting out of hand, needing a bloody good trim.

Very dry, coarse and grey (much like a grey squirrel's fur/coat).

by TheFlyingBadger November 8, 2012

TIT SQUIRREL

Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.

Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.

by Domtron February 11, 2008

squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

Squirrel

A "squirrel" is a code name for a hot ass sexy man. It originated from the movie "Up," in which the dog when distracted by sighting a squirrel, yells "squirrel." To use the term properly, when you are with your girls and spot a hot ass sexy man, you bump your girl (or guy) and say squirrel. It should not be mixed up with a non-squirrel.

LaFonda: Squirrel gurrl!
Emonjanique: Gurl that squirrel fine!
Bonequeeta: Oh my lord gurrl.. let's get them digits.
Deshamanequa:Y'all had said squirrel? Where at? Gurl let me get at that.
QuaShawndra: Y'all late. That sexiness is mine.

by Erwisha July 10, 2011

Squirrel

Little fury bastards that mug people in the local park at night and have an obssesion with nuts. Bloody squirrels!

What the? Get out of my trouser leg! Blasted squirrels got my nuts.

by Nik P December 28, 2005

squirrel pockets

one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.

"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."

by fffffffffffffffff May 4, 2007

squirrel

psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you

i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives

by curlyninja December 19, 2008