main squeeze

something that is the definition of FIRE

“yo peter is my main squeeze”

“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”

“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”

“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”

by heffanator420 July 1, 2021

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021

Brownie Squeezing

Taking a dump ontop of your p artner while quenching you buttcheeks while you do a satanic rituals.

I did some brownie squeezing with your sister,Will

by TheHulkangre October 28, 2015

Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.

Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go

by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019

Squeeze bucket

Boyfriend

Hey Tor, where's your squeeze bucket?

by Spl08812 September 14, 2017

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.

Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.

by PuppyPersonGuy July 21, 2022