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spudmuffin

Noun. A cross between a spud and cornmuffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever famous loaded spuds to small children as an appetizer and also orders cornmuffins for breakfast at the local diner instead of something much more manly like a full plate of eggs and choice of meat. WHile some consider this to be a guy confident in his sexuality and possibly just a prick, most will agree that he definitely needs his man card pulled.

This can be used like studmuffin but because of his questionable decisions, does not deserve to be called stud. Use Spud instead.
Can you believe this guy? We just worked out for 2 hours and the spudmuffin just got everyone else an appetizer and then ordered effing cornmuffins for himself.
by margalix December 14, 2008
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spudgit

When you jack-off in the bathroom at a party or event with lots of people outside and get spoodge all over your hand... then... run out and slap a guy in the face and yell..."SPUDGIT"
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)
This technique works REALLY well if your ex shows up with some new guy... give that guy a spudgit and teach both him and her a lesson.
by 455manxxx September 25, 2007
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spudman flugle

originaly spiderman vidio game-
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santa i want spudman flugle for christmas
by ash $ dani January 6, 2008
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Spudeey

Did you see that 6 year old he was such a spudeey.
by GiRaymundo November 2, 2008
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spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle
"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"
by bevbah April 20, 2009
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spuderromany

a spud is someone who is a potato headed frizz ball with stups for legs and who often falls over due to a smal surface area in the feet.
a romany is northen slang for a large animal often a whale

together a spuderromany is well known as a disgracefull insult and is only used at the most sinister time and on the most despicable people
the people who did this to this dog is such a spuderromany!

(two people are about to die) wow we are in a bit of a spuderromany.
by dude156 December 29, 2009
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Spudems

A fucking sick cunt who can spit a fresh rhyme and is a fresh mc.
Check it out that guy could be the next spudems
by j123w12 March 1, 2010
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