Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.

Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!

by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017

tiny spoon

A person who steals small amounts of change. Typically denies stealing but change is always missing when they're around, and they always have change.

I think that tiny spoon stole my change. That kid is sketchy they're probably a tiny spoon.

by Sfghbhbbh May 19, 2017

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

by scaphism September 18, 2020

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016

spoon-fuck

Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.

Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fuck me, Dave.
Ok, Annie.

by HarryTortoise November 28, 2007