The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

spong

Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region

“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”

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“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”

“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”

by Vendswifty March 10, 2024

Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality

"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"

by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017