The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Spicy boop

When you put your joint or cigarette out on your mate’s nose

‘You keep talking shit like that you’re gonna get a spicy boop’

by hawkeye68 February 21, 2021

spicy legend

A girl called natasha, with top notch banter

How funny is tasha?
Yeah shes such a spicy legend

by Gashatasha February 23, 2021

Spicy throat

When you take a phat bong hit and it burns your throat

C: oooh shit that hit gave me spicy throat pass me that drink
J: ok here you go

by Moderately Dead Inside March 8, 2021

Spicy sprite

i dont actually know how sprite can be spicy but if you think that you can leave😍

a piece of shit: "SPICY SPRITE EXIXTS YOU CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE 🤬 "

a normal person "sprite is normal"

by crustyshittypieceofhair April 1, 2021

Spicy Blowjob

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy

"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick April 8, 2021

spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 3, 2023