Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

wtf_sparkles

Wtf_sparkles is a defenition of an annoying person but who said they can't be cool at the same time

Wtf_sparkles just uploaded an edit on TikTok go and check it out

by Lynnlan95 April 19, 2022

Shark Swag

Anything put on a shark to make it more badass

Friend 1: "I want a whole pool of sharks to throw that bitch in."
Friend 2: "Yeah! With lasers!"
Friend 1: "That would work too fast."
Friend 2: "No, the sharks don't know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like Shark Swag."

by Pittpskmh August 3, 2011

Ballpit Shark

A Nickname for a person who prays around children, genreally around parks and softplays

"did you know benjorman blanco is a ballpit shark?"

"sick tw*T"

by VenErik February 26, 2009

Gummy Shark

The act of receiving fellatio from someone without teeth or with dentures, of which have been removed

Hey Tilly, I just got a gummy shark from some old chick behind the shed.

by metropolis_ January 4, 2011

Sarc Shark

1.Someone who has an excessive tendency to be sarcastic.

2. A quick witted form of shark

John: He's so sarcastic!!

Barbara: I know hes being a Sarc Shark

by thesarcshark December 31, 2011

pull a Sark

To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out

Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.

Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.

by EscapeTheBubble October 31, 2020