jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

Panic Spam

When an individual is desperate for information or an answer to a question to the point where he or she will send an email to everyone in their address book (or in the case of the enterprise organization - multiple distribution lists) leveraging all of the urgent features of the email program including starting the subject line with an exclamation mark (!)

When someone is in the field, and really under pressure they are going to send an email to every distribution list they can find, and it does not matter how many times you say this DL is for X,Y or Z. They will still do it. The problem is - Panic spam is not productive and having a single email for all technical discussions is great for a company with under 50 employees. Some of us already get a lot of email and like to leverage rules to optimize our inboxes and prioritize discussion.

by nerdodamus September 10, 2016

Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017

Story spam

To overuse the story feature on social media (mainly on facebook, Instagram and snapchat). A story is a photo or video that lasts 24 hours.

Omg, he has already 25 stories? He is story spamming

by LeMate July 29, 2017

british spaghetti party

Another name for an orgy with only british people.

I had a great time at the british spaghetti party last night

by vhcyguguvguguu February 17, 2019