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Southern Handshake

In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.

Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
by Johnsonb December 14, 2012
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Southern Barbeque

Southern Barbeque: To double team a girl with one Guy in the mouth, while the other is in either the ass or vagina. While at some point during the orgy you rotate the girl from all fours to her back or vise versa while keeping both penises inserted. Creating the PIG ROAST and having a nice Southern Barbeque… this usually occurs with a Slam Pig – no pun intended.
Guy 1: What the fuck happened last night at the party with my girlfriend?
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
by Dildo Nation December 27, 2008
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southern bell

An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.
My girlfriend from Greenville, South Carolina a southern bell.
by Vernon Baker February 21, 2004
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Southerner

1. Some one born south of the mid west

2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country

(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)
Bill: do you believe in Jesus? Glenn Beck? Fox News? And think gays are satanic?

Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck

Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity
by The USSR January 28, 2010
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Southern Sundae

The Southern Sundae is the act of taking a spoon and getting a scoop of shit from a girls asshole and putting it into her pussy while she is on the rag and has a yeast infection then eating her out.
I was just going to fuck her but she was on the rag so I decided to have a Southern Sundae.
by Harry Boughner September 4, 2009
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southern american

I was boring in Chile, I am southern american.
by Luke Van Dyke September 6, 2010
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Southern VIrginia

Nothern Virginia's playground. Where the north sends their kids to college and visits frequently to the amusements parks and the beaches.
scenario of boy trying to pick girl up in VIrginia beach- in southern virginia- true story...
boy: so where do you go to school?
girl: UVA but i'm from nothern virginia
boy: yea same here which part....
by Jessi Leigh September 16, 2008
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