Someone who wear Adidas sandals with soccer socks, tournament hoodies and Adidas track pants to show the world that they play soccer even though everyone already fucking knows that.
by Stupidity 2.0 March 26, 2016
Get the soccer trashmug. noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.
by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010
Get the Soccer Momdementalistmug. A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.
We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.
by anon banana November 10, 2020
Get the Call Soccermug. Street Soccer is played everywhere in the world. It has organizations, and it can be played on side streets. It takes a ball with several players. Youngster's play this way from the start in South America. Countries host tournament's throughout the world.
by kickball April 12, 2014
Get the Street Soccermug. A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child
by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug. by Kavstagram69 February 14, 2020
Get the soccer matchmug. If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.
''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''
by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
Get the Soccer Mommug.