Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways
The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!
by davidbrookstone November 02, 2006
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Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.
Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."
by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010
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Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.
"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"
by Hattie June 09, 2005
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sad simpsons edits

whether your a sadboy/sadgirl or eboys/egirls this will keep you alive for good
"dog you good" "nah dog i havent seen any sad simpsons edits."
by jake skatskat April 30, 2019
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Nicole Brown Simpson

the story of a young women who though no fault of her own, tried to move on with her life after a divorce from a psychotic, egotistical, women-beating, little boy and murderer.

Nicole Simpson met O. J. Simpson in June 1977 while working as a waitress at a Beverly Hills nightclub. Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985 They had two children together ( poor kids.) The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989 Brown filed for divorce in 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences. On the morning of June 13, 1994, neighbors found the mutilated bodies of Nicole Simpson and her acquaintance Ronald Goldman in the enclosed front courtyard of her condo. Goldman was a waiter at the restaurant Mezzaluna, where Brown and her family had dined that evening. Both Goldman and Brown had been stabbed multiple times. O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with both murders; he was acquitted of these crimes in a criminal trial. By simply playing the overused "Race card." However, in a subsequent civil trial, he was found liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and Goldman and ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the families of Brown and Goldman, in which in the ten years of their pain, they never received a single dime. There death was the act of a cowardice from a man who deserves everything he's gotten. some say O.J was innocent, although those people are also make up one-forth of the U.S's retard ratio. May Ron and Nicole rest in peace.
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by PROUD_BLACK_MAN July 01, 2010
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Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.
I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.
by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006
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Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.
Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.
by James Lowe October 15, 2005
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