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shorny

a person who is short and horny; normally a male
Ryan, who is 4'9'', is one shorny kid.
by Brownlee April 21, 2008
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shorny

When someone sees a really nice outfit or accessory and feels the need to shop.
Juwles: Oh my god! Did you see those Jimmy Choo's on that woman!? That makes me so shorny!
by juwles333 January 21, 2009
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Shone

To shit while on the phone = To Shone
Can also be used in the continuous form, i.e. "Shoning"

Variations include:

"Making a shone call."
and
"Being on the shone"

Also see:
"Teleshoning"

"Shonerbating/To Shonerbate."

Keep in mind that while the activity of "Shoning" has been popular amongst men since the invention of the telephone but the term "SHONING" was only invented on 01/09/2010. By creative genius D.T.C.
1) "George, why am I hearing an echo...MAN ARE YOU SHONING ME AGAIN"

2)"No George is not talking to himself on the toilet, he's just 'ON THE SHONE' again."

3)"Please excuse me George, I'm so pressed for time today, I have an urgent 'Shone call' to make before the meeting."
by Dylan the villain September 2, 2010
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shonen jump

A comic book company from japan which WAS real good. Until One Piece was released.

After that, they started releasing Mainstream crap like Naruto (series who pretend to talk about ninjas, but actually talk about scouts), Bleach (an average samurai shodown ripoff), and the overrated Death note.
The best shonen jump series was Yuyu Hakusho.

Naruto and Bleach are the worst ones.
by Chris Falcon January 16, 2008
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bay shore

a town in long island, and most of the kids are shitty brats
that kid from bay shore is such an asshole
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Shoreditch

/n/:Slang term for the unpleasant odor of low tide pertaining to the female sex organ
“This is the last time I go down on a Shoreditch”

That bitch is a real
Shoreditch.”
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shoré

Shoré is an amazing guy with a wonderful personality and good sense of humor. He's usually the heart-throb in the school he's going to and definitely knows how to treat a lady right
The Shoré in our school is hot!
by That_person. December 18, 2018
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