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Shoeping

The act of defecating excrement in some ones shoe.
last night we got so drunk we went shoeping in my friends closet.
by zepeacock September 23, 2009
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Shopping trolley

When a guy looses his virginity to another guy
Steve stole Jacobs shopping trolley
by bobandbill12 November 13, 2011
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shopping basket confidence

Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.

It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.
by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013
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Shopping

When someone leaves a VP battle based on the, “SOS Card” reward, leaving all the others to fight the VP without them.

Originating in the game ToonTown Online, and ToonTown Rewritten, it is generally frowned upon by the community, and is sometimes looked at as a form of “greening.” (Deliberately making a toon go sad.)
We were doing a VP last night and we kept seeing too many players shopping every time I joined a random battle. DAMN YOU SHOPPERS!
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019
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Stomping

Inserting your foot or entire leg into someone's anus or vagina
Last night was pretty intense. I did some hardcore stomping...i almost got shit on my ankles
by Cremestang September 13, 2020
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Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
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Stomping Rhino

Wow you just klarted it right into the back of the net (my grandma). You're such a Stomping Rhino
by LSillusion February 1, 2021
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