To be a winner, to not give a fuck about the restrictions of society and live to the fullest, which includes, but not limited to: Fucking the hottest pornstars, having the sickest parties, doing the purest cocaine, and getting rushed to the hospital every week.
Person A: "Charlie Sheen's actually a lonely dude who tries to mask his misery by convincing himself that he's the biggest person ever."
Me: "Shut up dude, he has 2 live in girlfriends, they are two of the hottest pornstars, and they gave up their career for him, he OWNS them!"
Person A: "Well, sex money and drugs doesn't equal happiness."
Me: "Yes, it does."
Me: "Shut up dude, he has 2 live in girlfriends, they are two of the hottest pornstars, and they gave up their career for him, he OWNS them!"
Person A: "Well, sex money and drugs doesn't equal happiness."
Me: "Yes, it does."
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeee122334 March 21, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheen mug.Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.
Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) October 2, 2005
Get the semen mug.1. (n) A drug that is unavailable to the public. It melt your face and explode your body and make your children cry.
2. (n) A man who is bi-winning, has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA, will soon be Warner Brothers's namesake (Sheen Brothers), he won best picture at 20 for a movie he didn’t write or produce (without trying), makes Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed amputee, he can cure disease with his brain, and he is magic.
2. (n) A man who is bi-winning, has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA, will soon be Warner Brothers's namesake (Sheen Brothers), he won best picture at 20 for a movie he didn’t write or produce (without trying), makes Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed amputee, he can cure disease with his brain, and he is magic.
1. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
2.Charlie Sheen doesn't need AA, AA was written for normal people, people that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
2.Charlie Sheen doesn't need AA, AA was written for normal people, people that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
by Mailman9 March 18, 2011
Get the Charlie Sheen mug.A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009
Get the Semenitis mug.A hard core partier. Not just a party machine, but a ma-sheen: someone on the same level as Charlie Sheen. Someone with a tiger alcohol blood content who thinks they're a winner ... but is actually a loser.
by The Cason-Point March 22, 2011
Get the Party Ma-Sheen mug.Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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