When you have an encounter that reminds you in any way shape or form of Shakespeare and/or any of his works.
Hey, Mrs. Leigh, I had a Shakespearience: In 500 Days of Summer he says, Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
by shakesgal February 3, 2010
Get the Shakespearience mug.Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.
by dkyard October 17, 2008
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A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.
Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.
by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010
Get the Shapeshifter mug.1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.
1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"
by vulveeta September 1, 2003
Get the two shakes of a lamb's tail mug.Fifty Shades of Grey" is the story of a 22-year-old college student, Anastasia, who begins a relationship with a 27-year-old very successful and powerful businessman, Christian Grey. She meets him while interviewing him for her college newspaper. When they later meet up in Portland, Oregon, he rescues her after she over-imbibes and she ends up chastely spending the night in his Heathman Hotel room.
He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.
He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019
Get the Fifty shades of grey mug.1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
by sylvie December 22, 2004
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It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
by TheBathroomExperience May 14, 2011
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