1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
Get the 50 shades of Maymug. expression used by stan twitter to say something's wrong/they're disappointed for something/they hate something or a way to say "are you fucking kidding me" without cussing
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
friend: they cancelled anne with an e because it wasnt good enough for netflix standards
me: omg the shade
me: omg the shade
by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU February 21, 2020
Get the tHE SHADEmug. The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018
Get the Friend-shadingmug. - "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023
Get the Upgrade Your Shademug. A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019
Get the 50 Shades of AIDSmug. Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.
You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."
by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018
Get the No smoke, no shade, no salt.mug. Shade- When somebody is trying to shit talk to you, but is passive aggressive and dances around the subject while making smart-ass comments which are sometimes accompanied by facial expressions. Often referred to as 'throwing shade.'
"Hey Joe, how do you like your new coworkers?"
"Oh I love them, they're a great group of people.(EYE ROLL)"
"Damn Joe, throw that shade!"
"Oh I love them, they're a great group of people.(EYE ROLL)"
"Damn Joe, throw that shade!"
by Eelyar October 11, 2016
Get the Shademug.