top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee April 04, 2014
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im to your servic

It's so interesting that SERVICE & SERVIC (WOMENS WAORM(2OP) HOLE) SO IM TECHNICALLY YOUR TECHNICIANS WHO SERVICE A SERVIC AND GIVE A NICE CHECK TO THE BEAN AND THE VIOLIN
I always be your loyal servant baby.

Im to your servic. 24/8
by Simonet@let December 17, 2021
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
by Unknown643567 December 03, 2017
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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
by Mrfacto November 03, 2021
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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Terms of Service

That ridiculously long page that 99.9999% of people skip because it'll take a week straight to finish reading it all.
First, you must read our Terms of Service and agree to them.

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✓ I've read and agreed to the Terms of Service

continue
by your real name. >:) March 27, 2021
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