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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
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Rajat Servicing

Rajat is a thin guy trying to bulk.
When everyone else wanted to go home, Rajat Servicing was damn excited to stay back and work late.
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
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Guelph police service

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s
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Window service

Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside
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