September 7th

National “get fucked in the ass” day

I don’t care who you are, it’s your time to shine.

“Oh, I can’t wait for my birthday on september 7th so i can do anal again.”

by L00NA666 October 15, 2019

September 25

Be freaky with you're Mans all day

Boyfriend: Hey Babe its September 25th... and you know what that means......
Girlfriend:you...me....bed..now

by UrbanBlackGirl September 20, 2021

September 28

Confess to your crush day

September 28

by JoeMama LigmaBalls September 28, 2021

sepulchritude

The ultimate attack, usually stopped by an narrative force.

PS: Sepulchritude!
Narrator: No, wait, you can't use that yet!

by Fish Ion March 11, 2009

September 17

Hicky day🥴

On September 17 u have to give someone a hicky

by anonymous September 15, 2020

septuagenarian

A noun refering to a person in his or her seventies, or a adjective refering to the state of being in one's seventies. Pronounced sep-tu-a-ja-nair-ian. Charles Bukowski wrote a book of poems called "Septuagenarian Stew."

"That poor old dog is so ancient it looks like a septuagenarian."
"My grandma is a septuagenarian. Her skin smells like mahogany and her eyes are full of tears."

by Robert.H May 2, 2007

sephism

A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.

"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."

by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009