seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.
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David Sunflower Seeds

is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

The company was founded in 1926 by Armenian-American David Der Hairabedian of Fresno, California. Der Hairabedian first roasted sunflower seeds in his grocery store and packaged them in individual servings for a nickel. Eventually, his two sons, Ara and Aram, joined him in marketing the seeds to other retailers.
ConAgra Foods Acquires David Sunflower Seeds Business Archived from the original on 2011-07-11. Retrieved 2011-02-23.
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
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Pus and Seeds

Let me fill your slimesocket with pus and seeds
by Risenrun October 04, 2007
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Seed Bag

1. I reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag....
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