by Topandtail April 4, 2016
Get the trash scratchmug. 1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 26, 2009
Get the double dipped and scratchedmug. when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
Get the scratch your recordmug. Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
Get the Old Scratchmug. person:hey scratch seems like a bad website most people say it's pretty bad
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much
by everyoneyt August 19, 2020
Get the scratchmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>When You Scratch And SNiff YOu Lose Reflexes<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021
Get the thatch scratchmug.