post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

by scaphism September 18, 2020

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016

spoon-fuck

Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.

Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fuck me, Dave.
Ok, Annie.

by HarryTortoise November 28, 2007

Saloon doors

Another word for vagina.

In reference to when a baby is born, the outer part of the vagina flaps in and out for about a second or two. This gives the appearance of saloon doors opening and closing like in old western movies when a cowboy walks into the place.

Did you see that that chick give birth?! That baby came flying out of those saloon doors.

by EZRJPOOWEE April 13, 2010

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

reverse spoon

similar to spooning, but the woman lies behind the man

While my boyfriend prefers to reverse spoon, I prefer to spoon.

by TripleS December 11, 2012