yeast sanchez

After or in between sex a man takes his penis out of a woman with a yeast infection and wipes it on her upper lip.

Girl you would believe last night he gave me a yeast sanchez!

by HIZ SUNSHINE February 22, 2011

esperanza sanchez

You are brutally honest and not afraid to say what's on your mind. You always see the up side of things even if there is none. You're are kind but not very good at being angry at someone for long. You can be the funniest person in a group because you are never afraid to do a stupid stunt. (Extrovert)

Esperanza Sanchez t
here is no sentence to describe you only one word: querky

by Esperanza Sanchez January 19, 2018

Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.

Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night

by Kingz March 28, 2008

Kitty Sanchez

When Your girlfriend is giving you head and fingering your ass, then she comes up to kiss you and wipes her finger from your as on your upper lip

My girl was giving me the best head when that bitch pulled a kitty sanchez on me

by JJ Keller October 21, 2004

Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.

Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.

by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006

Devout Sanchez

After exclusively performing oral sex on a chick for several months, you convert your religion in hopes of attaining divinity (vaginal penetration). You may or may not try to justify this as love.

I can't believe Brian passed up giving Airaka a Dirty Sanchez to give her a Devout Sanchez instead. What a snatch.

by Nicholas Artukovich October 30, 2006