salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

Salt Queen

Unicomics when he is raging during dead by daylight..... BECAUSE HE IS!!!

You don't need an example if you have seen Uni during dead by daylight because he is the true salt queen.....

by K_Will_See August 24, 2017

Salt Sandwich

similar to the word "salty". it is to express if someone is acting in an unpleasant manner to someone or something else. it is to be used when the word "salty" is not enough to express how "salty" someone is being.

The Boss didn't need to scream at the new guy. He must have had a salt sandwich this morning for breakfast

by Crazydave13131313131313 April 30, 2010

salt stick

Colloquial name for a penis that is destined to ejaculate.

Sandra: "How did you get on with Dillon last night?"

Tracy: "Pretty good, I ended up sucking on his salt stick for most of the night"

by Sir D Fubar March 22, 2010

Tit Salt

Tits that have lots of dry salt dried up on them from!

salt that makes the perfect pair not perfect!

dude look at that tit salt

by salty tit salt captain February 17, 2010

Salt and Pepper

You are having sex with a girl and she is on top. She is having stomach pains and during sex proceeds to shit diahrrea on you while having an orgasm.

Dustin: Yeah baby, just like that.
Francine: Ooohhhh, oops.
Dustin: Oops? Aww sick.
Francine: Sorry I had Mexican.
Dustin: I guess you Salt and Peppered on me.

by Chad Ross December 19, 2008