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salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.
Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!
by sylvz March 12, 2009
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Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.
Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp
by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018
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salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.
I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.
by j Clark October 20, 2013
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salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey
I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me
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Salty

People are represented as potatoes. If someone tickles your pickle, you describe them as being salty. You can also salt a potato, meaning to shag them or want to shag them.
That is one salty potato.
by Salty October 16, 2014
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Salty

When you are proven wrong in a situation when you thought you were right; when you are let down after your hopes are up; when you are played/ dissed
1. Person 1: I'm the only one in this classroom with a 4.0 GPA.

Person 2: Actually I also have a 4.0, so I guess you're feeling salty.

2. (In a roast session)
Person one (roasting person 2): You not ready for this roast, you ugly as hell, boul.
Person 2: Nah, you need a shape up cuz your hairline look like a mountain range.

Background people: OH NOOOO
(Person 1 is salty)
by Cerena10111 June 19, 2015
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salty

Janae is salty after Alex beat her in a soil judging contest, because she studied and he didn't.
by Anonymous/6 (! " November 17, 2015
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