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Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche
"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"
by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008
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salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.
I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.
by j Clark October 20, 2013
mugGet the salty ribeyemug.

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.
"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"
by BTCOMG June 7, 2017
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Salty

When you are proven wrong in a situation when you thought you were right; when you are let down after your hopes are up; when you are played/ dissed
1. Person 1: I'm the only one in this classroom with a 4.0 GPA.

Person 2: Actually I also have a 4.0, so I guess you're feeling salty.

2. (In a roast session)
Person one (roasting person 2): You not ready for this roast, you ugly as hell, boul.
Person 2: Nah, you need a shape up cuz your hairline look like a mountain range.

Background people: OH NOOOO
(Person 1 is salty)
by Cerena10111 June 19, 2015
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Salty

Unsound mind. A person on edge. In a shady situation.
My marriage is salty.
by elaminster October 11, 2015
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Salty

People are represented as potatoes. If someone tickles your pickle, you describe them as being salty. You can also salt a potato, meaning to shag them or want to shag them.
That is one salty potato.
by Salty October 16, 2014
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salty

Janae is salty after Alex beat her in a soil judging contest, because she studied and he didn't.
by Anonymous/6 (! " November 17, 2015
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