safe•tard -- safetard
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
by Gunguy November 1, 2014
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Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
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Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.
Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
by WaterForLife July 23, 2016
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by Yourgirlfriendlooklikemymom January 5, 2022
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(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
by mike deezy January 9, 2007
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by uc3matt October 17, 2007
Get the Saftey Meeting mug.A annoying 15 year old who never touched a gun in his life and watches gay ass guntubers like GarandThumb and Brandon Herrera and plays equally gay tactical shooters like GroundBranch or Escape from Tarkov, because of this they feel like firearms experts and will constantly bring up "gun safety🤓" like "trigger discipline🤓" in every conversation about guns.
Dude 1: Have you seen the the post i made where i was holding a nerf gun?
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.
Dude 2: No what about it?
Dude 1: There were like there was like 10 people complaining how bad my trigger discipline was.
Dude 2: On nerf guns??? God i hate safetytards so much.
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His superpowers include:
Ability to stop time in case of accident to save people
Knowledge of all safety measures
His superpowers include:
Ability to stop time in case of accident to save people
Knowledge of all safety measures
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by bapak kau December 23, 2019
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