Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

Safe Sex

When you dont get or get someone pregnant :

Yes mom we had safe sex dayum

by tightestpussyyouwilleverhave September 13, 2021

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

stream safe

Stream safe means a piece of content that doesn't violate terms of service on all streaming platforms

Erika: "omg keebs, play CPR by cuppcakke and meow it also."

Keebs: "but wait erika, that song isn't stream safe, silly"

by morning_keebs January 12, 2024

Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.

They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.

by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021

Exclamation safe

A coworker or fellow professional who also frequently uses exclamation points in emails, which makes you feel comfortable with your exclamation point usage.

"I'm so glad my boss uses exclamation points too in formal emails, she makes me feel exclamation safe"

by sahararogers September 15, 2022

not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.

Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe

by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023