stafud

abbreviation for 'shut the actual fuck up dude'

isak: tung tung tung sahur
tage: stafud

by sagemustdie November 6, 2025

Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

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by willdb May 15, 2010

Juliet Stafford

Young actress, musician and mime. Raised in London, England.

You might know Juliet Stafford from her leading roles in 'Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street' and/or 'RSC: Dracula'. Juliet Stafford played many parts for RSC over the last 9 years.

by Paul Negretta March 25, 2013

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Babestation Staff-room

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.

"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

Reverse stafford

When a person, who is thin in high school, turns fat after graduation.

Matt: Wow, did you see Kelly yesterday?
Jim: Yeah, she definitely pulled a reverse stafford.

by Bobandy13 January 25, 2015

handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.

The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.

by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016