Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

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Stamps

A weighted, top-notch type of weed only to be placed or sold for Chile Relleno hangover pizzas. Undetectable to drug-puppers and bosses alike.

Smiles, Kipp, Marmo, I need more stamps! Not the crap kind, either. My pizza is getting cold over here!

by Callisto_Io March 27, 2017

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Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019

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Hickory Stump

A shot containing the three strongest liquors at the bar. It's use is to cause one to get completely drunk in as little time as possible.

Nick walks up to the bar and asks for a hickory stump. The bartender pours Barcadi 151, Everclear and Wild Turkey 101 into a shot glass. The bartender hands it to Nick and says he can't be held responsible for what happens to Nick.

by Docofalltrades March 28, 2013

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