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Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
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Tory Story

n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
by gypsygansta January 7, 2014
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Sweet story

A phrase used to express lack of interest in a story someone just said.
ryan: so last night at the party i was totaly dancing with this hottie when the cops busted it up. i was so bumemd.

Josh: yeah, sweet story.
by BombSquadRabbi August 15, 2008
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blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
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Story Stealer

A person who tells another individuals story as if it were their own.
Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"

Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
by pseudonym28801 September 11, 2009
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Sex story

The thing you look up just to get horny until you see this.
Sex story:

So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
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Story Of The Year

a emo band with true lyrics that arnt like other bands (ahem...blink 182) who talk about making out in bed.

a band who put on a GREAT show.

a very funny/friendly band who jokes around, but have meaningful lyrics.

a mis-understood band.... just because theyre on MTV.
by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
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