Story Stealer: "Did I tell you about that time when I fucked the midget from the bowling alley?"
Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
Original Storyteller: "I was the one who fucked the midget from the bowling alley, you fucking story stealer"
by pseudonym28801 September 11, 2009
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
by KingSqueegee420 January 03, 2011
pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)
roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
by benannah July 22, 2009
A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan November 09, 2008
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
by gypsygansta January 07, 2014
Sex story:
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019