a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.
by Dgriff November 14, 2014
ryan: so last night at the party i was totaly dancing with this hottie when the cops busted it up. i was so bumemd.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
Josh: yeah, sweet story.
by BombSquadRabbi July 19, 2008
Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.
by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010
When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
by KingSqueegee420 January 03, 2011
pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)
roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
by benannah July 22, 2009
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
by gypsygansta January 07, 2014
Sex story:
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019