Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

by pentozali July 14, 2011

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

Dominican Squirt Slap

When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.

"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais

by JoeDidlly November 2, 2011

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.

Or just some dickless fuckface.

1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.

2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005

Sing-song squirt

When you masturbate to someone serenading you.

When Robert played that song he wrote for me, he made me Sing-song squirt

by Clout Daddy November 6, 2017

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021