Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.

You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.

by Objectivityiskey September 02, 2021

spit shot

where a few people spit in to a cup and the last one to not be able to spit has to drink the spit

4 people at night haveing fun then they start playing spit shot

by rostye45 June 07, 2021

Spit-Fister

Noun - A derogatory name for a person who fights only with their words.

“That pussy said he wouldn’t fight me, said we should ‘talk it out’. Fuckin spit-fister.”

by JonE79 December 17, 2020

Spit-fit

V. Throwing up the next morning after a long night of drinking.

"I have a feeling if anything goes in this body other than a sip of water ever 30 minutes I might have a spit-fit."

by Creator o' spit-fit phrase July 17, 2008

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist March 16, 2014

Trick-Spit

The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum

I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...

I Trick Spitted That Bitch...

by Yayo June 25, 2004