Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

Smurf by DezDiamond July 27, 2011

papa smurf 

the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs

papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs

papa smurf by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012

smurfine 

of or relating to smurf-like characteristics or features, especially in terms of physical appearance. In particular shortness of stature or bluish skin hue.

1.)She was a bit smurfine for my liking: not tall enough and displaying the pallor of an asphyxiated albino.

smurfine by Ruthensis Westphalus August 16, 2008

Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

Smurf by afallenmind January 10, 2012

smurf tits 

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

smurf tits by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

Smurf Nut Party 

A smurf nut party is when several midgets have sex with one normal sized person

Yooooo I hosted a smurf nut party and I think the lil dude got me pregnant

Smurf Nut Party by _NotRacistAtAll_ January 2, 2017

Find The Smurf 

Fuck This Shit!

talking in code in front of your boss, while irritated : find the smurf! with a huge smile on your face!

Find The Smurf by brandy dogwood February 4, 2010