sohucking

getting so drunk you cant say so fucking you have to say sohucking

i am sohucking i cant see

by benner May 13, 2005

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006

nipple sucking

A kinkyish act, when two (whatever’s this it 2017 genders don’t matter anymore) suck on each other or one of the participants nipples. Tf.

Ryan: dude did you hear about Liam?

Sarah: no, what happened?

Emma: they haven’t even kissed or had oral sex or anything he just went strait to the nipple sucking.

Sarah: tf..
Ryan: yeah...that’s pretty weird

by slootysuruh December 31, 2017

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006

sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017