sasspidgeon

someone who is overtly sassy. (i.e. talks back an inordinate amount and makes themselves try to feel relevant in situations in which they are in fact irrelevant)

did you see the way Molly was talking to me? by george was she being sassy!

yeah...she is SUCH a dirty sasspidgeon. none of us really like her.

by sunzoutgunzout June 29, 2010

sassy num nums

a euphemism for sexual intercourse, popularized by the web series Bravest Warriors

"oh we're about to have all sorts of sassy num nums"

by pookymane June 2, 2021

Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

Amin’s ass

An ass so big it has its own gravitational pull.

In science class we learned about Amin’s ass

by Jace graceski’s Cochise September 26, 2018

Schrödinger's Ass

"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"

-Barrack Obama, 1969

"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."

by Randomword69420 September 23, 2019

The Cat's Ass

Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.

My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.

by Bidet Dave September 6, 2018

Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'

(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

by Dr. Pritty Hairs. January 20, 2007