Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

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Santa Ho

A slutty girl that wears a red Santa hat along with a short red and white skirt and high black boots.

Look, there's another Santa Ho. You always see them around Christmas time.

by TygerGal December 10, 2009

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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

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wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.

Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.

by Jackglinky September 27, 2015

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