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Rule 88

If it exists, there's a furry version of it
Check out this awesome rule 88 pic of Rammstein as foxes!
by Moonbarker Osbourne July 10, 2007
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rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
by Quacker1 February 16, 2008
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Rule 38

If it exists, it's probably in Japan.
Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!
by Elite CAT October 31, 2008
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one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
by skid mark vz March 8, 2008
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Rule 6547

No duck-faces. They are unattractive.
Girl: THIS FACE LOOKS SO CUUUTE!! * duckfaces in picture *

Guy: Rule 6547.
by Chiszle August 29, 2011
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The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM
Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!
by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011
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rodrick rules

can be inputted after the title of any sequel. reference to the children’s books, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.
the bible 2: rodrick rules
world war 3: rodrick rules
shrek 5: rodrick rules

holocaust 2: rodrick rules

minions 2: rodrick rules
by xxxdantin January 6, 2019
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