Blonde girl: “hey ladies I think I’m not gonna go out tonight”
Ladies: “why not?”
Blonde girl: “because I have a nice plump Rubis in bed waiting for me!”.
Ladies: “oh my gosh. That is so understandable I NEED a Rubis”
Ladies: “why not?”
Blonde girl: “because I have a nice plump Rubis in bed waiting for me!”.
Ladies: “oh my gosh. That is so understandable I NEED a Rubis”
by Rubiks cube May 31, 2025

by Smallpenisvibes February 25, 2023

The currency of Koridai and Gamelon, and the former currency of Hyrule, during King Harkinian's reign.
Person 1: Do you know where I can spend my old rubies, now that rupees have replaced them?
Person 2: I think at Morshu's shop.
Person 3: I went there but Morshu was busy.
Person 2: He's probably busy playing with a ruby.
Person 2: I think at Morshu's shop.
Person 3: I went there but Morshu was busy.
Person 2: He's probably busy playing with a ruby.
by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024

Normally a very nice and pretty girl and is normally surrounded by some very nice friends. Always very nice to talk to and so so pretty. Like I need a prettiness tutorial.
by igetalotofdick April 29, 2022

Very annoying most of the time, quite loud and always wants to tell you what to do. Thinks they are very funny but really people are laughing at her and not her jokes (awkward). Ruby’s likeable but annoying at times you know. And Urmm she doesn’t really get the dirty jokes most of the time. Bless her she likes a good old chocolate bar to munch on instead of a good bit of gossip
by Grimblina May 6, 2019

Rubis are for the streets. If you’re considering getting with a Rubi a word of advice get tested. Though she is sweet, funny, and kind she talks too much and puts her bad opinions where they weren’t asked for. She’s basically lovely peaches a kind and funny hoe who’s itching and burning.
by 921_10 April 24, 2024

guy1: hey have you heard about ruby rube? she's like 8 years old but with cool vide-
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
