revenge cuddles

sneaking off to cuddle with someone else to punish your date for being a dick.

I snuck off to have revenge cuddles with Charles because Brian is being a dick.

by HellaJaded November 04, 2013

Queen Anne's Revenge

The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.

I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.

by 3lectronicFan October 06, 2017

Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 04, 2019

Revenge queer

Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.

Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.

by Ray and Albert May 03, 2021

revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge

After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.

by Power of 4 February 04, 2012

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 22, 2015

Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022