A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019
Get the Texas rangersmug. a show that is just some guys in spandex shouting attacks making strange poses being overdramatic
about attacking, being hit, and powering up. also why do the monsters just stand there during the may be 20 sec morphing period?
about attacking, being hit, and powering up. also why do the monsters just stand there during the may be 20 sec morphing period?
by balls55 July 23, 2016
Get the power rangersmug. When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021
Get the lame rangermug. Person 1- “hey, what football team to you support”
Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you”
Person 1- “omg me too”
Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”
Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you”
Person 1- “omg me too”
Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”
by anonymous January 1, 2021
Get the Rangersmug. by stlrsfan October 22, 2011
Get the Rectom Rangermug. by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
Get the crew cab rangermug. Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
by ItsStephyPooh August 8, 2017
Get the sword rangersmug.