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Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009
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roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.
"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."
by ShaneWood January 9, 2012
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Rooters Roost

Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".
Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)
by Hayden_Merkt#12 February 8, 2010
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Roosted

Mika: Yo, my rooster Becky just roosted! I'm so excited!
Juelisa: Congratulations!
by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019
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Roosted

Past tense of the verb "to roost". The act of basking another vehicle or person in mud, crud, or debris of some sort, by using your rear wheels and harsh acceleration.
That prick roosted me while my window was down
by 4x4king March 12, 2009
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The New Roster

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
by Zephid15 April 9, 2008
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rooter

A particular strain of male white trash, centered around Homer City, Pennsylvania. They are often seen with cans of Cope in their back pockets. The female variety are called called "Rooter-Chicks."
Ex: Check out the rooter with the wallet chain and JNCO jeans.

Ex: Look at that murder of rooters on their way to an ICP concert.
by RKolman January 21, 2010
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