puertoitalian

Hash tag created and used by the sexiest man alive. The term was influenced by his Puerto Rican & Italian roots. The hash tag is used on every image Mr. Puertoitalian posts, regardless of content.

This chicken avacado Sandwich is my fave! #puertoitalian

by srklsbjgls March 28, 2015

puerto rican popcorn

When you breakup ramen noodles in the bag, dump flavor powder in and eat them raw.

Puerto Rican popcorn is so quick and easy.

by Joeperfect420 February 6, 2018

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

Puerto Rican Hurricane

When your girl is so drunk she’s on her knees over the toilet bowl puking in exorcist fashion and you sneak behind her, insert into her butthole while grabbing her hair and forcing her head into the bowl.

Dude, she is so drunk....not only am I getting anal, but she’s getting wet. Like a Puerto Rican Hurricane wet!

by RoosterWHMC2 August 18, 2018

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019