project bitch

A bitch that isn't too great right now, but will be very good in the future once you succeed in working your magic on her in one way or another.

Neil: "Heard you and Mary are getting together."
Bob: "Yeah, what about it?"
Neil: "That girl's the biggest prude this side of the Susquehanna. You couldn't get in those pants if you were her favorite pair of panties."
Bob: "S'aiight nigga. She's a project bitch. Give me a couple of months and I'll be hittin' that like J.J. Redick hits wide-open threes."

by Nick D February 11, 2004

Manhattan Project

The numerous attempts to rebuild something, only to be slowed down by banalities

We would have had the Brantford account all set and ready, but Bill made it into a real Manhattan Project by insisting on obscure figures from 1994.

by Brian Colby November 6, 2003

Chris TDL AI Project

Chris TDL AI Project is an artificial intelligence and brain machine research company providing futuristic services to cure diseases such as tetraplegia.

Michel: Have you heard of Chris TDL AI Project?
Yomi: Yes, they create futuristic systems
Michel: Yes that's right!

by EdwardVoce April 25, 2021

Project A-spec

A ridiculous group of morons from Flint, MI and surrounding areas. They get together and race their Honda Civics. How dumb is that? Seriously, they trick out their Hondas...have you ever heard of anything more stupid?!?!? I wish I were badass and put flame decals all over my piece of shit car!

"I'm completely lame because I'm in Project A-spec!"

by ballsinyoface May 18, 2003

projects

acronym for People Relying On Just Enough Cash To Survive

I'm poor and I live in the PROJECTS

by 5hole December 8, 2003

Hidden Projector

Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.

He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
porn homemade sex hidden projector on top

by Rave Ortega February 8, 2010

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006