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Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto
Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool
by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021
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Not My President

A phrase originating in 2017 to express contempt for President Donald Trump. Now, it is used to express contempt for Joe Biden, as well as the continually contested belief that Biden cheated in the election.
2017: Trump is not my president
2021: Biden is not my president
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022
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Mr. President

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.
SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”

SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”
by PEYTON1965 November 24, 2021
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The Worst President

1. Donald Trump (47; current) (run by Ian Miles Cheong and EIon Musk; worst president ever)
2. James Buchanan
3. Donald Trump (45; 2017 version)
4. Richard Nixon
5. George W. Bush
6. Warren G. Harding
7. Chester A.arthur
8. Ronald Reagan
9. Andrew Jackson
10. Joe Biden
Person in 2019: Who's the worst president? Donald Trump! No, its not Donald Trump, ass hole. Its James Buchanan, screw that guy.
Person in 2025: Who's the worst president? Joe Biden! No, not even close. Our current president is the worst, even declaring himself the king.
by jadenthemoose2 February 21, 2025
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Presidents

Synonym for breasts, chichis or boobs, referencing the Tumblr NERVES ARG/Ever Play This Game? character President, who is renown for their massive boobs.
Dave: I just got my Presidents removed in top surgery.
Keira: That's great! I finally got some Presidents after going on E!
by presidenteptg April 2, 2022
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The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
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President Bush

A nightmare. Not even gonna specify which Bush because they both were.
Me: President Bush was a war-loving butcher and failure of a president.

Hi: Which one?

Me: Both.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
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