Peanutery

The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi

Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.

A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.

"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."

"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"

"I love you to the peanut and back."

by 2masEdison November 5, 2018

Peanut-booter

Peanut-booter is a better and cooler name to say instead of the boring “peanut- butter”

Can you add some peanut-booter to my sandwich please?

by _imaburritobish_ February 3, 2019

Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.

John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019

peanut butter burgers

1. A form of sexual encounter in which gratification is linked to an extremely high degree of pleasure; particularly performed in substitute of, or in addition to, the act of consuming real peanut butter burgers.

2. Sex.

Hey honey, I love when you smack my tit after we eat peanut butter burgers.

by SpyderByter July 20, 2019

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

peanut butter barfey baby

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.

“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”

by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019

Peanut damage

smol tiny baby damage

Wow, this guy sucks he does peanut damage.

by Lasagna84 November 17, 2019