self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016

House Potato

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

by Captain47 November 22, 2011

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM June 8, 2016

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potato

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.

"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".

by Muckked Up January 3, 2014